Welcome to Haiti

I arrived in Haiti safely yesterday afternoon. Its usually a three hour drive home from the airport, but yesterday we ran into traffic. We got stuck in a stand still traffic jam for 5 hours. I was in the back seat of an extended cab truck with two other people and a three year old sitting on my lap. The three year old and I both fell asleep for about an hour. When I woke up I discovered she had peed all over me! I turned the light on in the truck and she's sitting on my lap looking at me with a grin on her face. I said, "Did you pee?". She said, "Nope". I think she was lying.
Waiting in a five hour traffic jam covered in pee......Welcome to Haiti.