Culture Shock

I walked in my house today and there was a giant dead pig laying in a wheel barrel sitting in my dinning room. I calmly asked my Haitian family, "Why is there a dead pig in a wheel barrel sitting in our house?" They answered, "If we put it outside the dogs may eat it and were planning on cooking it for dinner tonight."

If anyone wants to lose weight you can come visit me in Haiti. I guarantee the pounds will fall right off of you :)